Types of Failure

1. Accident

2. Mistake

3. Weakness

4. Inability

5. Incorrect Method

6. Uselessness

7. Incompatibility

8. Embarrassment

9. Confusion

10. Redundancy

11. Obsolescence

12. Incoherence

13. Unrecognizability

14. Absurdity

15. Invisibility

16. Impermanence

17. Decay

18. Instability

19. Forgettability

20. Tardiness

21. Disappearance

22. Catastrophe

23. Uncertainty

24. Doubt

25. Fear

26. Distractability

This list is courtesy of the Institute of Failure, which is, so far as I know, not affiliated in any way with the Institute of Official Cheer.